So, here I am procrastinating again. I'm rereading some old conversations that I happen to have with my cousin. I don't think they're incredibly profound, but they are really entertaining. I can't quite remember if I felt they were entertaining when we had them. Some examples:

yodaslap: "encapsulate"
yodaslap: wow what a big word
jylo: duh.
jylo: thisisanevenbiggerword.
yodaslap: boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yodaslap: (bigger)

yodaslap: ee equals emcee squared
jylo: duh.
jylo: why do you like that equation so much?
yodaslap: its the only bit of science-related knowledge that i have
jylo: you know more than that.
jylo: you graduated from high school.
yodaslap: pee vee equals en are tee
jylo: that's pretty good.
jylo: i forgot about that one.

yodaslap: i like the pants with the pocket by your foot
jylo: i actually don't like that pocket.
jylo: i don't know what to do with it.
yodaslap: i think its kind of neat
yodaslap: although youre right, i dont know what id do with it
yodaslap: well if youre ever tying your shoe you can drop something off along the way
jylo: i suppose... you could put something smelly you had to carry.
jylo: that way it would be furthest from you.
jylo: or, you can stick a gun in there.
yodaslap: or your keys, since youd only take them back out upon arriving home
jylo: so when someone goes to mug you, you can pretend to tie your shoes.
jylo: but i'd need my keys before i take off my shoes.
yodaslap: duh im not so sure how well thatll work..
jylo: otherwise i'd have to hobble in if i wanted to save myself a bend.
yodaslap: oooh
jylo: oooh what?
yodaslap: if you want to train your left leg, you can put weights in there
yodaslap: and then ummm
yodaslap: wear the pants backwards for the right leg
jylo: i don't think that's too good for the pants.
yodaslap: oh ok nm then

(And, yes, he said I could post this as long as it doesn't get him arrested.)